My nipple is on Facebook.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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