So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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