Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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