What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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