love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
