white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
