Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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