It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I am midnight drunk by noon
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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