Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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