I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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