Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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