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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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