why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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