Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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