Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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