It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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