a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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