I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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