I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I want to stick my p in your. b.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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