all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Bring me that man meat
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
