are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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