I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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