I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
A+ Viking dick
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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