pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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