i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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