I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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