is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
