At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't think brook has ever known best
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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