I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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