Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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