after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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