have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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