All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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