obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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