We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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