Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
