Bisexual people are plain selfish.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
