i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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