just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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