you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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