Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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