i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
