Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This beer is not sobering me up at all
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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