I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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