Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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