She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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