Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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