Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
