how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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