I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
